Me (to AR): I'll take the snacks, let's go get your brothers.
AR (grabbing my butt): I'll take your bobo, mommy.
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SJ (to SA): Holding tissue up to SA's nose...Blow, SA.
SA: blows into tissue
SJ: Again. (copying how I do each nostril by applying pressure to the other)
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SA: As I'm changing his diaper... Bye-bye poo poo. Bye-bye!
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AR: I'm sad, Mommy.
Me: Oh, AR, why?
AR: You sad, too.
Me: I am?
AR: Yes. Reaches over to give me a big hug...squeezing really hard.
AR: I better, mommy.
Me: Oh good!
AR: You better, too. Big smile.
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SA: Pointing to rear of man who came to fix our shower door. Nice bobo. Man bobo.
Me: Searching this guy's face for any sign he heard what my crazy, adorable child just said - luckily finding none.
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SJ: I stink.
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Me: I walk into AR's room to find her completely naked, poo all over her bed. GASP!
AR: Mouth falls open, mimicking my gasp...What did I do?!?!
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Me (to SA): How old are you?
SA: Two
Me: How old am I?
SA: Old
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Me: I farted.
AR: Pointing to my rear...Mommy poopy
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Me: I fart once again.
SJ: Mommy, you stink. Yes, I have a gas problem.
