In reference to the news that Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby...
My Mom: She must've been artificially inseminated or something.
Me: Sigh...what this time? Why?
Mom: Because I don't think there's anyone in this world that would want to sleep with HIM.
Me: Don't be stupid.
Mom: Really! I don't think anyone would. They had to of had it done for them or something.
Me: I would. Sure he's an ass...but I'd sleep with him.
Mom: Going back to a discussion we had two years ago or more... I still think he's gay.
Me: Well, then, Mom, you must be right. I give up. Why do I care, people? Why?
