Mom: Pointing to the kids. Do you ever wonder how all their stuff fits in there? You know...their guts and stuff?
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Mom: I bought some slippers for the kids. Tossing them on the floor. I don't know who this blue Elmo is.
Me: That's Cookie Monster.
Mom: Shrugged and kind of made a face like I didn't know what I was talking about.
Me: Blue Elmo....geesh.
