Quips from our painter...
"Are all three of them twins?"
"I have more respect for murderers and drug dealers than thieves."
"I'm taking this with me (pointing to our toilet paper)."
"I've got a bed like that, 'cept mine has mirrors on the top."
"Dang! That's the biggest bathroom I've ever seen!"
"(Referring to his boss being a Jehovah's Witness) What does that mean? Does he believe in God and stuff? You can tell me. I promise I won't tell him you said anything."