Remember the game, "What's grosser than gross?"
I've got one for ya.
Mandarin Oranges
"What's so gross about Mandarin Oranges?"
Glad you asked!
Poop. Feed your kids some Mandarin Oranges and they're going to have some wicked awful poop. AWFUL. Little roly-poly orange balls that the wipe just doesn't want to wipe up.
It's some serious nasty stuff.