- Are them triplets?
- Did you use fertility drugs?
- Did you know you were having triplets?
- What do you do when they all cry at the same time?
- What was your labor like?
- I bet you were huge!
- Are they natural?
- How old is that one? That one? That one?
- I feel sorry for you.
- I'd shoot myself.
- Were you trying to have triplets?
- I don't know whether to say congratulations or I'm sorry!