Give the boy an A for effort!

We were breathing heavy, caught up in the moment, pulling our clothes off as fast as we could. I moved on top of him, kissing his chest, smiling as he moaned in anticipation. Then I leaned back, he sat up...*insert some crazy repositioning here*...

Me: Um...honey. I don't think this is going to work.

Awkward silence.

Me: I've...um...seen this in the movies...but I don't think it really works.

Clumsily move back into a safe position.

LESSON OF THE DAY: Don't believe everything you see in the movies.